不可不读的绝对英文经典[ZT]

Cathy

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. <br>
　　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. <br>
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　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty. <br>
　　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. <br>
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　　 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. <br>
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. <br>
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　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. <br>
　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 <br>
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　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. <br>
　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. <br>
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　　 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. <br>
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. <br>
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　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. <br>
　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）. <br>
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　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. <br>
　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. <br>
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　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. <br>
　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. <br>
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　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. <br>
　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. <br>
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　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. <br>
　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. <br>
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　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. <br>
　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. <br>
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　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " <br>
　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. <br>
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　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " <br>
　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. <br>
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　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. <br>
　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 <br>
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　　 When two‘s company, three‘s the result! <br>
　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! <br>
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　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. <br>
　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. <br>
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　　 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. <br>
　　 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! <br>